Fun Limericks - Limerick # - Id swim to the bottom and never come up

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If water was vodka and i was a duck id swim to the bottom and never come up but vodkas not water and i am not a duck so pass me a bottle and shut the fuck up! Someone from 宜野湾市 posted a whisper, which reads "If whiskey was water And I was a duck I'd swim to the bottom And never come up But whiskey isn't water.

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By Tuzshura - 07:26
If the ocean were whisky and i was a duck, i'd swim to the bottom and drink my way up. but the Ocean ain't whisky and i ain't no duck, so i guess i'll just sit here.
By Marr - 04:49
If the ocean was whiskey and I was a duck, I'd swim to the bottom and never come up. by theforceiswithJul 9 If the ocean was whiskey and I was a duck, I'd.
By Dukasa - 03:28
If vodka was water & i was a duck i'd swim to the bottom and never come up. likes. Community.

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